Daylight Savings Time Causes Global Warming

Daylight Savings Time Causes Global Warming

Yes, Daylight Savings Time causes global warming. The Earth has been warming ever since Daylight Savings Time was first implemented. It is irrefutable and undeniable. Extremely complex mathematical models requiring supercomputers clearly show that the use of Daylight Savings Time, DST, causes the average temperature of the planet to increase with each year. All like-minded scientists are in absolute agreement; to deny the effect of DST on climate makes you a science denier. Deniers also argue hatefully that the lack of extensive data and the abuse of statistics that goes into the math models raises questions, but this is just a distraction from the real issues. True scientists know and believe with all their heart that the warming effect of yearly DST is changing the climate and must be addressed. Any counterargument is merely a mean-spirited attack on the good people trying to save the planet from runaway DST warming and climate change. This is the existential threat to mankind and the planet.

DST warming is based upon the sound assumption of collective kinetic energy. People wake and start their daily activities to generate a huge amount of kinetic energy. This energy, when improperly timed due to DST, will cause a warming effect during the cool parts of the day. This causes warming that will raise the average temperature of the Earth by several degrees by 2050. This kinetic energy imbalance will kill all life on the planet and turn the Earth into a cinder. Is Daylight Savings Time that important? Why keep DST when it is destroying the Earth? It is time to act.

Science is built upon good intentions and consensus. Experimentation, data, and verifiable conclusions are just the drudgery that slows down benevolent actions based upon well-intentioned goals. We cannot wait and must act now. Number-crunchers and other such nerds who want everything provable and verifiable are knuckle-dragging fools that want to take society back to the Stone Age. Real scientists know what is good for society and don’t allow themselves to be slowed down by the antiquated need for the outdated scientific method and such. As further proof, the government continues to lavishly fund and support the new scientists who know what is best for society and who also agree with the politicians. Why else would government officials and office holders do this? Their actions are only based on altruism. This is a growing trend that should convince more and more people. Deniers need to be silenced to allow progress to be made as quickly as possible. There is no time to wait.

Now is the time to end Daylight Savings Time. If you are not convinced of the threat from DST, think about carbon dioxide and man-made global warming. Our DST models are just as viable as theirs. The threat and our intentions to save the planet are exactly the same. Most people fervently believe in man-made global warming from carbon, so why not DST? It’s time to also get on board with the DST global warming issue and save the planet.

If you don’t get the point of this blog, you do not understand the words, parody and analogy. Maybe you do not know enough science/math fundamentals to know what is or is not a joke. Also, you will likely believe it when told that the word, gullible, has been removed from the dictionary.